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zeldathemes
Treasures, Tales, and TMI

A place to put stuff. Moose, 33, they/them, multiply disabled. Loves tea, cats, writing, and NJPW wrestling. Dislikes small tea diffusers, touching ketchup, and losing things behind the bed. About page permanently broken. :/

ampervadasz:

  #oh no  

thistledropkick:

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Hiromu: “Douki… The part of your face above your mask is handsome, huh? I can’t stop wondering what your true face would look like if I took that mask. Yeah, I wanna see it! It’s been a while since "super sadist” Hiromu-chan has shown up…“

  #wrestlebloggin    #hiromu takahashi    #douki  

hollowboobtheory:

unironically my favorite thing about tiktok is how the algorithm will sometimes assign you a random niche interest like for a while. it’s just like hey you’re gonna be into beef tallow now. last year it gave me pointe shoes. yes as in for ballerinas. my current tiktok-assigned niche interest is the north sea.

  #i kind of love that the sheer variety of actual work shown in this video    #heavily but misleadingly implies that the text at the beginning    #is either referring to one REALLY broad jack-of-all-trades job performed in the north sea    #OR is saying that the north sea itself has the most dangerous job in the world    #you can do it north sea    #we believe in you    #10 mil years and counting at the most dangerous job in the world is nothing to sniff at  

iosonomer-blog:

maironsbigboobs:

in the two towers book Aragorn shouts “ELENDIL” as a battle cry and I get why and all but its funny to imagine normal people doing that. “GRANDPA STEVE”

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marjorierose:

maverick-ornithography:

itsbenedict:

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@maverick-ornithography i felt like i needed to try my hand at the most convincing sales pitch i’ve ever heard

Maybe I’m alone in feeling this way but for me the real sign you’ve made it as a Writer On Tumblr is when somebody loves one of your posts enough to perform and record it. Thank you for this, it has really brightened my day :)

(image source [X] , since it got lost in translation so to speak)

I saw someone on Twitter (I’ve sadly lost track of the tweet already) say she accidentally responded to a sext with a screenshot of this post.

pissvortex:

jimmyhoffathecat:

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Just a little boy

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zer0suit:

kleefkruid:

saying cats don’t contribute to the household is slander: they do have a job and it’s going into mystery crevices and collecting all the cobwebs on their stupid little head

A prime example of a very hard worker

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thetursithan:

Here’s a bird that knows what it’s doing…

  #obligatory bestie offering  

landshark1339:

thedevilwearsvibranium:

Yes I re-read my own fics because I wrote them for ME

Wish that bitch would update though.